As promised I dug into the lives of the celebrities we love most. My interest today, midlife crises.
- Madonna-aaah. She was an icon, world's greatest girl, queen of pop. She started the pointy bra revolution (though I have to say it is mighty uncomfy), she crucified herself for art. She shocked, caused chaos, kicked shins and so forth. When she was young all of that was cutesy. At least she realizes she's getting a bit older. She's done and seen it all. One thing kablabla can't do is reverse age. So Madge has found the solution: ditch the old dude (Guy Ritchie) and surround yourself with young people. J. Timberlake, Britney Spears, Lil Wayne, Lourdes,... She's also doing this maniac workout thing that's supposed to keep you young. She's looking like the female version of the Hulk right now, only less green and huge. The popping vains remain the same though. I'm anti-working out, who's with me? Either way, she found Jesus on the way to a younger self, so she might be doing something right.
- I adore Michael Jackson, I absolutely do. Dude on the radio tells us he's seriously ill, I freak. He can not die. Next thing I know he's healthy as a hippo. Then he's going to die again, some creepass lung disease. Perez Hilton confirms he's fit as a fiddle though. Jackson turned 50 not so long ago, if he's lucky he's in the middle of his life. And he's in a crisis, therefore midlife-crisis. Dearest Michael, I love you to death, but make up your mind about your money. Are you broke or filthy ritch? Your career. Are you going to come back to us? And your health. Because if you're going to die, I need to know. So I can start that Michael Jackson 'The Life Of A Genius' website.
- Monkey George. Handsomest man alive. Prissy Paris. Well...girl...thing. She's like Cleopatra: That nose! I just always thought George Clooney of all people had higher standards. Oh and boy George, lose the 'stash...
Big hurrays for Prince, he's putting out a couple of new records this year.
Big boos for Katy Perry and Trav McCoy. I will get over it. Katy is still adore your style though and Trav, you know I adore you.
Big hugs for John Travolta.
Big ha-has for Akon since he's finally getting what he deserves.
Big aww for the Wentz family. For all the right and wrong reasons.
Big oops to the Twilight fragrance, doesn't it look familiar?
Big thumbs up to my favorite drummer, may this year be like the last one, but better. Don't settle down with her though.
A final big I told you so to Benji Madden, you could've gotten better.
Preach electric to a microphone stand
XO-reos
Monco
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