Long time no see...

It's been a while. Let's cut the chitchat and get on with it. Not a lot has happened to me personally, so I've had to dig in the lives of others commonly known as: "Celebrities".

• Rihanna and X-t Brown are going to tie the knot. It appears that the knot is being tied in Chris's leash, because future Mrs. Brown prevented Alexandra Burke (English X-factor winner and massive fan) from going to an after-party Chris was also attending. Jealous much?
• GrandMadonna is coming to Belgium. I for one will not go, but I'm sure mucho other people would like to check her out. I would too, if only she was half as good as she once was.
• Musicals all around: Thriller as well as Obama are going to be turned into musicals. More on that later.
• More on Obama: The new President of the United States of America may, or may not be expecting a baby with beautiful wife Michelle. Looks like Sasha and Malia might be getting a baby brother or sister. Huzzah.

That's all for today folks. Oh yeah, commercial breaks: if you're a girl check out 'Lipsmackers' at Claire's. They come in all kinds of wonderful flavors. I already have the Coca-Cola Company flavs. They are amazing, and hydrate wonderfully!

The taste of my cherry chap stick...
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Monco

No milk today...

Due to exams: next update on Wednesday.

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Monco

First post New Year post

First off: Happy New Year to all of you who celebrated the thing a couple of days ago. Huzzah, 2009. Be fabulous.
As promised I dug into the lives of the celebrities we love most. My interest today, midlife crises.

1. Madonna-aaah. She was an icon, world's greatest girl, queen of pop. She started the pointy bra revolution (though I have to say it is mighty uncomfy), she crucified herself for art. She shocked, caused chaos, kicked shins and so forth. When she was young all of that was cutesy. At least she realizes she's getting a bit older. She's done and seen it all. One thing kablabla can't do is reverse age. So Madge has found the solution: ditch the old dude (Guy Ritchie) and surround yourself with young people. J. Timberlake, Britney Spears, Lil Wayne, Lourdes,... She's also doing this maniac workout thing that's supposed to keep you young. She's looking like the female version of the Hulk right now, only less green and huge. The popping vains remain the same though. I'm anti-working out, who's with me? Either way, she found Jesus on the way to a younger self, so she might be doing something right.
2. I adore Michael Jackson, I absolutely do. Dude on the radio tells us he's seriously ill, I freak. He can not die. Next thing I know he's healthy as a hippo. Then he's going to die again, some creepass lung disease. Perez Hilton confirms he's fit as a fiddle though. Jackson turned 50 not so long ago, if he's lucky he's in the middle of his life. And he's in a crisis, therefore midlife-crisis. Dearest Michael, I love you to death, but make up your mind about your money. Are you broke or filthy ritch? Your career. Are you going to come back to us? And your health. Because if you're going to die, I need to know. So I can start that Michael Jackson 'The Life Of A Genius' website.
3. Monkey George. Handsomest man alive. Prissy Paris. Well...girl...thing. She's like Cleopatra: That nose! I just always thought George Clooney of all people had higher standards. Oh and boy George, lose the 'stash...

Big hurrays for Prince, he's putting out a couple of new records this year.
Big boos for Katy Perry and Trav McCoy. I will get over it. Katy is still adore your style though and Trav, you know I adore you.
Big hugs for John Travolta.
Big ha-has for Akon since he's finally getting what he deserves.
Big aww for the Wentz family. For all the right and wrong reasons.
Big oops to the Twilight fragrance, doesn't it look familiar?
Big thumbs up to my favorite drummer, may this year be like the last one, but better. Don't settle down with her though.
A final big I told you so to Benji Madden, you could've gotten better.

Preach electric to a microphone stand
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Monco

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Well...I put together this whole blog entry with lists. You know, a top five of everything I could think of. Best artist, best song, people of the year, most annoying people. But I deleted all of it seen as I created internal wars as I was putting them together. Who is more irritating, Rihanna or The Jobros? What song is better, 'I don't care' or 'About a girl'? Who is my personal revelation of the year, 'The Academy Is...' or 'Cobra Starship'? However I think you will all agree that the man of the year is Barack Obama.
I'm not good at making lists, also because it's so binding. People expect you to stick to it. I also vowed not to do the whole 'New Year's resolutions' crap. I never stick to it, so I will make one last one: I will never make resolutions again.
I'm tired of studying crappy stuff, so forgive my lack of with these last couple of days. That and I don't have a lot to say, which makes this one boring blog. I promise though, that by next year I will have some kind of celebrity gossip to throw at your feet.
Have a good one, and start the New Year on the right foot for a change.

Freckle, freckle what makes this so special?
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Monco

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VersaEmerge

The only thing I haven't done yet is die

Blog entry 60, due to surgery long over due. I don't really have news. As usual. FOB's new video for 'America's Suitehearts' will be up on January 1st.
Anyway, I'm very much into Victorian houses and Victorian style photographs. In search of pictures I came across a website with a bunch of post mortem pics. It's pretty eerie. You can find the gallery here . I don't know the details on why exactly they did this, but I imagine it has something to do with commemorating the loved ones. This, I think, is one of the creepiest:

And on that note I wish you all a Merry Christmas, Kwanzaa and Hanukkah.

Pawn shop I'm trading up...
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Monco

Love Lockdown

It's been a while, a long while. I honestly didn't have anything to update on. Not that today is any different, I just thought that I might update on the fact that I have nothing to say.
Remember a few entries ago, Joe said that FOB would come visit Belgium. Well ta fucking dah. I already have two tickets for the show on March 23d. I think it's just brilliant, I mean this means I will have seen them 3 times in one year. Anyway enough of that.
I heard 'The Quilt' in its entirety and it is beyond good. I absolutely adore 'Kissin' Ears' and 'Catch me if u can'.
I could say something about 'Twilight' to fill this page up, but I won't. It's an unusual movie and I liked it a lot. If you're looking for more than this, just check out any page on the net that has 'Twilight' in the title.
I'm also in the process of watching 'The Shining' again, but the miniseries this time. I think they're a lot better and the emphasis is more on the boy, instead of the father going nutso.
Before I forget: Happy B-day Michael Carden.
That's about it actually. I'm going to try to have some more news/goss next week. Oh and I haven't finished watching the EMA's. I might not even do that. The whole music award show thing is going under, next to the Eurovision Song Contest. The joke's on them, humor me.

You choose, you choose...
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Monco