Thriller

That's exactly what it was last Friday. I was sick and home, so I decided I might as well buy me some Jackson-comeback-last tour ever-tickets. I had my presale code, I tried using it for the presale but I was too late. Again, Friday I was, well, not late. The site just didn't let me in. I tried to get on the site for 5 hours, by that time every ticket available was sold out. I am beyond bummed. I have my reasons. I will not elaborate, but I will say this: "Michael Jackson is a musical genius."
I am happy to report that the second comeback is Eminem's. Marshal Bruce Mathers will be releasing a new album somewhere halfway through May. Personally I love him and his new song "Crack a Bottle".
In regards to what I wrote about Brown and Princess Riri, lookie-lookie what I found here.
And last but not least, Britney Spears' persian p*ssy was hanging out. Or that's what she told the audience. Because her mic was still on during one of the many wardrobe changes, the entire audience heard Britney inform the people downstairs that "My pussy was hanging out." Well at least she was aware of it this time.
This is it for tonight, so goodnight folks!

It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark...
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Monco

Bound, bound, bound and rebound

I don't have the time to update on all the 'ssip I have, but remember Rihanna and Christopher Brown? Well, the saga continues. On the 8th of February Mr Brown damn near killed Rihanna, I know I'm being dramatic but so is everyone else. I thought I'd join in on the fun. Anyway, after this she vowed never to return to Chris. Ever. She whined and cried and vowed and failed. Reports are that they are back together. For an encore they got married at P. Diddy's house. Congratulations to the most disfunctional couple in celebo-land. This will at least take the attention off Simpson and Wentz.
Michael Jackson is back. This is it. The final 10 shows in his life. I secretly hope that he pulls a Tina Turner and keeps coming back anyway. I wish I could go to one of the concerts but things are looking pretty grim. The official website www.michaeljacksonlive.com has 16,000 visitors per second. That's 60 full arenas per minute. I will never get in, I'm sure. I subscribed for early ticket-buying but I doubt I will receive my special code.
More gossip coming, bear with me. I know I haven't been updating a lot lately, I have my reasons, but this is my comeback. So I hope you guys do the same.

Hurry, hurry ...
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Monco

Cryptic messaging

My apologies for the lateness of this all, but really I blame my doctor and a gastric bypass. Anyhow I have a fuckload of gossip to share so please be patient untill next Sunday!
I shall keep you posted...

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Monco

Hook

I'm A Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with My Honolulu Mama doing Those Beat-O, Beat-O, Flat-On-My-Seat-O, Hirohito Blues
Check back later for more on this...

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Monco

Long time no see...

It's been a while. Let's cut the chitchat and get on with it. Not a lot has happened to me personally, so I've had to dig in the lives of others commonly known as: "Celebrities".

• Rihanna and X-t Brown are going to tie the knot. It appears that the knot is being tied in Chris's leash, because future Mrs. Brown prevented Alexandra Burke (English X-factor winner and massive fan) from going to an after-party Chris was also attending. Jealous much?
• GrandMadonna is coming to Belgium. I for one will not go, but I'm sure mucho other people would like to check her out. I would too, if only she was half as good as she once was.
• Musicals all around: Thriller as well as Obama are going to be turned into musicals. More on that later.
• More on Obama: The new President of the United States of America may, or may not be expecting a baby with beautiful wife Michelle. Looks like Sasha and Malia might be getting a baby brother or sister. Huzzah.

That's all for today folks. Oh yeah, commercial breaks: if you're a girl check out 'Lipsmackers' at Claire's. They come in all kinds of wonderful flavors. I already have the Coca-Cola Company flavs. They are amazing, and hydrate wonderfully!

The taste of my cherry chap stick...
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Monco

No milk today...

Due to exams: next update on Wednesday.

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Monco

First post New Year post

First off: Happy New Year to all of you who celebrated the thing a couple of days ago. Huzzah, 2009. Be fabulous.
As promised I dug into the lives of the celebrities we love most. My interest today, midlife crises.

1. Madonna-aaah. She was an icon, world's greatest girl, queen of pop. She started the pointy bra revolution (though I have to say it is mighty uncomfy), she crucified herself for art. She shocked, caused chaos, kicked shins and so forth. When she was young all of that was cutesy. At least she realizes she's getting a bit older. She's done and seen it all. One thing kablabla can't do is reverse age. So Madge has found the solution: ditch the old dude (Guy Ritchie) and surround yourself with young people. J. Timberlake, Britney Spears, Lil Wayne, Lourdes,... She's also doing this maniac workout thing that's supposed to keep you young. She's looking like the female version of the Hulk right now, only less green and huge. The popping vains remain the same though. I'm anti-working out, who's with me? Either way, she found Jesus on the way to a younger self, so she might be doing something right.
2. I adore Michael Jackson, I absolutely do. Dude on the radio tells us he's seriously ill, I freak. He can not die. Next thing I know he's healthy as a hippo. Then he's going to die again, some creepass lung disease. Perez Hilton confirms he's fit as a fiddle though. Jackson turned 50 not so long ago, if he's lucky he's in the middle of his life. And he's in a crisis, therefore midlife-crisis. Dearest Michael, I love you to death, but make up your mind about your money. Are you broke or filthy ritch? Your career. Are you going to come back to us? And your health. Because if you're going to die, I need to know. So I can start that Michael Jackson 'The Life Of A Genius' website.
3. Monkey George. Handsomest man alive. Prissy Paris. Well...girl...thing. She's like Cleopatra: That nose! I just always thought George Clooney of all people had higher standards. Oh and boy George, lose the 'stash...

Big hurrays for Prince, he's putting out a couple of new records this year.
Big boos for Katy Perry and Trav McCoy. I will get over it. Katy is still adore your style though and Trav, you know I adore you.
Big hugs for John Travolta.
Big ha-has for Akon since he's finally getting what he deserves.
Big aww for the Wentz family. For all the right and wrong reasons.
Big oops to the Twilight fragrance, doesn't it look familiar?
Big thumbs up to my favorite drummer, may this year be like the last one, but better. Don't settle down with her though.
A final big I told you so to Benji Madden, you could've gotten better.

Preach electric to a microphone stand
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Monco