Sunday, March 15, 2009

Thriller

That's exactly what it was last Friday. I was sick and home, so I decided I might as well buy me some Jackson-comeback-last tour ever-tickets. I had my presale code, I tried using it for the presale but I was too late. Again, Friday I was, well, not late. The site just didn't let me in. I tried to get on the site for 5 hours, by that time every ticket available was sold out. I am beyond bummed. I have my reasons. I will not elaborate, but I will say this: "Michael Jackson is a musical genius."
I am happy to report that the second comeback is Eminem's. Marshal Bruce Mathers will be releasing a new album somewhere halfway through May. Personally I love him and his new song "Crack a Bottle".
In regards to what I wrote about Brown and Princess Riri, lookie-lookie what I found here.
And last but not least, Britney Spears' persian p*ssy was hanging out. Or that's what she told the audience. Because her mic was still on during one of the many wardrobe changes, the entire audience heard Britney inform the people downstairs that "My pussy was hanging out." Well at least she was aware of it this time.
This is it for tonight, so goodnight folks!

It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark...
XO-reos
Monco

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Bound, bound, bound and rebound

I don't have the time to update on all the 'ssip I have, but remember Rihanna and Christopher Brown? Well, the saga continues. On the 8th of February Mr Brown damn near killed Rihanna, I know I'm being dramatic but so is everyone else. I thought I'd join in on the fun. Anyway, after this she vowed never to return to Chris. Ever. She whined and cried and vowed and failed. Reports are that they are back together. For an encore they got married at P. Diddy's house. Congratulations to the most disfunctional couple in celebo-land. This will at least take the attention off Simpson and Wentz.
Michael Jackson is back. This is it. The final 10 shows in his life. I secretly hope that he pulls a Tina Turner and keeps coming back anyway. I wish I could go to one of the concerts but things are looking pretty grim. The official website www.michaeljacksonlive.com has 16,000 visitors per second. That's 60 full arenas per minute. I will never get in, I'm sure. I subscribed for early ticket-buying but I doubt I will receive my special code.
More gossip coming, bear with me. I know I haven't been updating a lot lately, I have my reasons, but this is my comeback. So I hope you guys do the same.

Hurry, hurry ...
XO-reos
Monco

Friday, March 6, 2009

Cryptic messaging

My apologies for the lateness of this all, but really I blame my doctor and a gastric bypass. Anyhow I have a fuckload of gossip to share so please be patient untill next Sunday!
I shall keep you posted...

XO-reos
Monco