Questions of randomness...

Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.

• Polyvinyl Chlo-ride tha man! New ho-themed bedsheets, all plastic, no more fuss when you wet tha bed!
• Now for more protection: the rubber wraps around you! Attention slippery when wet, not suitable for children under 3 years of age.
• Now from Tupperware: Vacuum bedsheets, preserves all aromas even when you fart...

Xo-reos
Monco

PS: Do not play those ridiculous phone games, it's a sham. <_<